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Editor’s Pick #101: Eminem Wants Palin by tjwell01
April 7, 2009, 12:33 pm
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Eminem has a crush on Sarah Palin.

The old goofy Eminem videos are back, but in a retro/stale way. In Eminem’s latest single “We Made You,” Eminem raps the following:

“Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

Give me my venom, my inhaler, and two Xenadrine,

And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then

Nail her. Baby, say hello to my little friend.”

Oh Eminem, you’re so deliciously controversial. One problem though; it’s not 2000 anymore and you’re not nearly as relevant as you used to be. I don’t blame you, though. Palin is, arguably, the hottest U.S. Governor today, despite the fact that she bites the heads off of baby seals.

—-Jett Wells, Co-Reviews Editor

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