Filed under: Editor Picks | Tags: Editor's Picks, Franz Nicolay, The Hold Steady, The New Pornographers
I can’t stand this guy anymore. Franz Nicolay, the keyboardist from The Hold Steady, released his solo album “Major General” this year, and he’s showing his face everywhere now. This post has nothing to do with anything other than my distaste for this guy. It’s nothing personal. I just hate his mustache, and I’m not crazy about The Hold Steady either. I saw The Hold Steady’s Bandersnatch show last year and I thought their sound was outdated and flat.
I thought that was end of my relationship with The Hold Steady, but I was wrong. Now with solo projects getting more popular (i.e. The New Pornographers), Franz Nicolay just couldn’t help himself—he had to get himself involved.
It’s an awful thing to say, but I just don’t like his face. This will be my far-most immature post ever (I promise), but I couldn’t hold it in any longer. Franz, shave that mustache and go find some vintage clothing shop in Greenwich Village to work in.
If you’re a fan of Franz Nicolay, that’s fine. Here’s his new video for “Jeff Penalty,” premiered on Stereogum.
–Jett Wells, Co-Reviews Editor